Taco Johnny Podcast

TJP #88 - Road Trippin'

Kids road trip
Hotel faux pas
Jim Gaffigan @ Woodlands
JJ's wedding anniversary
"Soft launching" these kids into adulthood
Teams profile photos for work
Nurse's Week
Why do kids mess with the thermostat?????
Papa Al back in hospital
All women scream at Mikie...  and he deserves it
Hot Happy Summer Regret Month
What are you listening to us on?
What was your first road trip?
2 types of people: head in sand or aware of global events
The only 2 triggers for the market: OpenAI and Trump
Facepalm: "You ran over what?!?!?"
"Baby Jessica" arrested for domestic violence
Kash Patel thought he was fired
"Beat Cancer Off"
Most expensive album ever purchased
WTF: graduation season is here
NERC level 3 warning
Trump passports??
The Apprentice reboot with Don Jr.??  Why?!?!
STORY TIME:  Mikie and Ricky in Galveston shenanigans
Idiots towing things
Jacob landed another job!
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #87 - Eating bricks

No more live streaming
R.I.P. Chuck Norris
Monkeys in a cage
Pizza Hut can nibble on my hairy nuts
Sean's work updates
Tommy is a dumbass
Dudley Douchebag
Tres Generaciones tequila review
Rum as a sipping liquor??
Erin moving into new house
Sean has a history of sending us questionable videos
Technical issues with #86.  Sorry
Erin would rather eat a brick...
Mikie's love for TEMU
R.I.P. to April Fool's
Artemis II launch
Tesla Model S & X models discontinued
Iran AI generated LEGO vids
F.N.A.E. - Five NIghts at Epstein's
Mikie let JJ down
Trump on firing spree?
Airport delays / ICE / TSA
Amazon "Ultimate" vide tier
90s Nostalgia Con
Authors not disclosing if AI was used
Mikie's upcoming Facepalm story
Everything is getting expensive
Sargent bday bash
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #86 - Blowouts and Brews (updated)

4 beers not enough for HEB shopping
Teenager cleaning his room???
RIP to JJs beloved Saint Arnold hat
The wife gets yet another ticket
JJ gets fucked at the pump
Aly graduation with Bachelors
Sean's employment woes
Dave's bday BBQ / reunion
Mikie created the Axis of Evil
Blowout & beer
We need to do a "boys weekend"
Certain people should not be part of work decisions
ATL Hawks celebrate strippers
Texasn players beware of strip clubs
Flavored stouts should be banned
"Boner Bears" recall
"Bare" Swift looks like Mustaine's twin
Cornell University calls bullshit on corpo speak
Florida candidate banned from Waffle Houses
Ice Barbie is out, meth hellbilly replaces her
AI backed cameras mandatory for 2027 vehicles
Fuck you Fiona and Susan Mitchell - spam calls
AI camera synapsis as a subscription
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #85 - HOPE: Gen-X style

JJ did a stupid - truck stuck in own yard
Old man injury
Joey takes aptitude test
Sean moving inventory around in store
Big dog
Erin gives BG3 a thumbs up
Erin closing on new house
Jacob laid off 
R.I.P. Robert Duval and Jesse Jackson
Mikie's observation of generational work ethic
JJ Doordashed wine for his wife during show
End of the electronics market for the next decade??
Mikie's definition of HOPE: Gen X
Oregon man beats off while beating off police
British Airways crew take gummies
Anyone get their Trump watch or phone yet??
Prince Andrew arrested
People don't realize how much of their lives rely on internet
Doordashing something to the house, from work, when wife is at home?
STORY TIME:Texas City vs JJ's Malibu
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #84 - JJ's sober episode???

NO MORE VOICEMAIL #
 
JJ running sober?!?!?
 
JJ's updates
 
Leslie damages car SIX days after purchase
 
Joey's driving again and job update
 
JJ's big work OOOPPPSSS
 
Sean's updates
 
Sean, BG3 and 3:30am
 
One Pot Showdown
 
Cody joins chat room
 
Mikie's forgotten updates
 
Verizon vs Shit-Mobile
 
Super Bowl Shit Show
 
Mikie just realized he wants a sex bot
 
FAA vs DOD in El Paso / New Mexico
 
Florida delivers!!  Man vs. vacuum
 
Lululemon has visible buttholes
 
CEO killed by sub-contractor on forklift
 
Flock cameras - terrifying privacy concern
 
Kirk Erikson joins chatroom
 
Donut overload in neighborhood
 
Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks
 
Craigslist rakes in money
 
Will cartels start smuggling PC components??
 
STORY TIME: Summer of 1990 - 2 accidents, same intersection
 
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
 
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #83 - 2026. Embrace the suck / Gary loves Arturo

We lost Sean - phone call
Old ROF videos
An idea: 2026 Bingo card!
Updates on everyone's New Years
JJ NYE update
Mikie's NYE update
SQUIRREL!!!
Sean's NYE update
Sean's sinus/sleeping issue
Beer talk - Bringing Sean to the dark side
CONTACT INFO
2026 BINGO CARD - TOP 10
TOP 10 - DISCUSS
Dr. Doom / Runes / MCU
Sean derails us with AI chatter
Sean's social media rant
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #82 - Kiss our ass 2025!!

Erin's comment
Joey knows how to end a year
Joey tries to take a toe off
Leslie wastes $15 worth of beer!
Xfinity can eat a bag of dicks
Hunt for yet another vehicle
Legos would have been a cooler story...
Uber to work: Are you out of your mind???
Social media reminders??
AI SMS texts??
Sean's lengthy vacation
Falkor - the skeleton edition
Mikie's spam phone tribulation
"Smart" devices become obsolete
Perils of Apple's closed ecosystem
Youtube succumbs to "AI slop"
Mikie's technology viewpoint
Gen X bridges the gap???
What would you miss if lost one of your senses?
Kemah PDs potential Cyberstuck acquisition
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #81 - A bone to pick with the old man's liver

Email - Arnold Thomas
 
JJ's son totals truck, just like his momma
 
Tommy is on AAA shit list
 
Renfest has lost it's luster
 
JJ outbeer'd his pops
 
Mikie's neighborhood dog dilemma
 
Beer – continued
 
A bone to pick with dad's liver
 
Bert Kerschner
 
Granger restaurant and bar
 
JJ's work Christmas party
 
 Sean's updates
 
Sean's peptide rabbit hole
 
Tommy's blow out conundrum
 
There goes the neighborhood
Mikie is a broken shell of himself
Latest television shows
RIP to Molly's Pub and Rob Reiner
Give me red slippers and call me Dorothy!
Even AI can get "stoned"...
Grouping of call-in bomb threats in Clear Lake area
 
Surveyed to death
 
Erin is cracking the whip on podcast updates
 
AI driven children's toys to avoid
Colonel Sanders - interesting history
History Channel show "Alone"
Kathy Case - Who the fuck is this person???
 
ROF reunion date??
Open bar at work expo?  We're there!!!
 
3D printed fidget turds
Mikie's step son puts his genius to use in Japan
3D printer possibly in the Taco Shack???
Meet up at Craft96
Ardbeg scotch whiskey or Campho Phenique???
BONUS: Mikie has no idea what 6-7 is referenced to...
 
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #80 - DOING THE LORD'S WORK!!!

JJs updates
Beard or pubic hair??
JJ's son is fucking up
Having your kids at work
Sean drops the phone, and his call..
JJ's wife is doing the night shift
October breast cancer awareness??
Sean FAFO with medication
There goes the neighborhood
BIL annual Halloween party
Mikie hurts
Midnight mower
Tommy's a workin'
Gotta get the guys on zoom or discord/something
Mikie turning heel on AI??
Our Sean is all growed up...
Mikie's pool chalk
Random Musings
Vehicles going obsolete due to software??
Kash Patel takes a flightof self-destruction
"Freeze branding"
Air traffic controllers not paid
"They're doing the Lord's work"
Erika Vance???
Get your plot in heaven
Queensryche - Pink Floyd song rights
Outtake - Producer's cut
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #79 - Speeding to success

Son's 1st speeding ticket
Tommy's Mustang woes
Housing upkeep
New garage door
Mikie's expensive electric bill
Light bill comparison
Not the beer fridge, Mikie!!!
We forgot to say hello to Pete...
Goodbye BBA Tarnation, hello BBA Belgian Quad!
Leslie's ATL nightmare
TJP for 2 more years, bitches!
burning PTO days
Sean's updates
Mikie looking for 2nd job??
Hearing from long time friend Jerry
Average delivery driver age
Skewed pay scale
Mikie's updates
Photo faux pas
Passing out business cards like chicklets
Stuck boat 5 hours away
ROF update
Freeway fuckup
RIP Ace Frehley and Robert Redford
Tron: Ares - thoughts?
Crypto takes a dive
"Sunday drivers" WTF???
Mikie's noisy neighbor conundrum
App stores in certain states will require photo ID
Kash Patel and the rise of robospam (EDIT: Ajit Pai)
Sean's peptide pitch
Us old folks taking meds
Even animals have domestic issues
Mikie's inheritance
An excuse to drink beer?  Blasphemy!
Mikie's senility
King or no King?
CONTACT INFO:
Phone: 936-397-8661
Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com
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SoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)