Taco Johnny Podcast

Tired asses (A relatively short one)

Mikie's busy day (craft bus)
Erin's baby shower
WrestleMania - gone silly
Not a listener complaint, but a host complaint
New LP album
7 women, 4 minutes, 1 dildo shaped rocket
VP breaking trophys
KFC toothpaste?
Florida man
Michigan man
Florida child labor
Press sexatary getting called out by Chinese official
Blind shipments
Coachella ticket financing
Starbucks - unregulated bank??
Kegsbreath suspended for Signalgate?
Gen X as a marketing ploy?
Everybody is dragging ass
Sean's story time
JJ as the "family photographer"
Mikie's moving and house party
Tesla takes a special oil and antifreeze??
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

The vagabond settles down

Which of us has moved the most??
Joey joins for a moment
Listener complaint
Hooters goes tits up
Longest time at a residence for Mikie
Worst rental houses
Tamales - everyone needs to experience them
Mikie is a sucker for tamales
Columbian tamales are different
Tron Ares - Yay or Nay?
Mikie's unemployment scare / new house
JJ & Leslie employment / layoff story
New house purchase sinks in for Mikie
Now Mikie gets to plan foot surgery - years later
Dick in a Dodge
Who's driving this time??
Sometimes we overlook the obvious - key in keyfob
Auto mechanics helps wth problem solving???
JJ had home ec in junior high
CONTACT INFO:Phone: 936-397-8661Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.comDiscord: taco_johnnyTwatter: @tacojohnnypodInstagram: Taco_Johnny_PodcastYoutube: @tacojohnnypodcastSoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #69 - "Does this smell like peaches?"

JJ going to dabble in stocks??
Ordered rear brake parts for truck
Mikie about to close on house
Why is Sean always bathing his balls on the pod???
Sean's updates
Musk's empire on fire.  Literally
Sean being ridiculed by JJs wife about food preferences
Is Musk becoming a liability to Trump?
Plastic surgery = sex?
Karoline Leavitt - not burned by her pendant???
Leavitt's outlook on France
Mrs. Fields Cookie Co.
The psychology behind "trans"???
Leslie joins for a moment
PSA: Amazon Echos will no longer honor privacy
Doordash financing deliveries
Ex-NASA engineer tests autonomous vehicles
Ford recalling 64k vehicles for rear camera display
It doesn't add up: Florida graduation requirements
Math is hard: Harvard having remedial math 
UTI don't know WTF is wrong with this guy
$5.7M dog 1st of it's kind
STORY TIME: 30 yr anniversary of Mikie's vehicle hell
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Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Gone to the dogs / Triggered

JJ bearing hub replacement
Insane cell phone bills
Rubberized undercoating goes boom
JJs last car payment
Tommy's car repair in da hood
900k miles on 5 y/o truck
Mikie getting a house!!!
R.I.P. to Gene Hackman
PSA: Transtar to be Manstar
Vaping has gotten out of hand...
MySpace is clinging to life support, or is it abandoned?
Smoot-Hawley Tarrif Act of 1930
What happened to Hummer?
Sean's dog story
Mikie's neighbors in trouble
People don't research dog breeds
Gene Hackman's wife death diagnosis
Mental ailments / Alzheimer's
The inspiration to keep the podcast going
OONTHO - Man steals 9 laptops from DAs office
LVPD getting 10 Cyberstucks for fleet
Facepalm Moment: 19 y/o twerking on patient
Trump tariffs ahead of FIFA world cup next year
What happened to all the Cardinals, Blue Jays, locusts and lightning bugs?
TTRPG = Tittie RPGs???
Cock Ring a trigger word for Sean???
Mikie & ex defiled JJs bed on a trip
Latest season of Daredevil
JJ finally watched Chasing Amy
Quite doing sequels and/or reboots!
Mikie is full of shit, he is working from home
CONTACT INFO:
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Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com
Discord: taco_johnny
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Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast
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SoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #67 - Every kid should have a good beater...

Joey discovers baked potatoes
 
Leslie starts adjunct professor part time
 
This Texas cold weather sucks
 
Sean's prison wallet???
 
Sean's work evaluation
 
Machine shop possibly?
 
Updated OBD scanner
 
Customer doesn't want any help
 
Grandpa finds out baby gender
 
Mikie's job review
 
JJ's job review
 
Tommy gets a car, finally
 
...continued
 
1057 men in 24 hours and now PREGNANT!
 
Enterprise Products got their start this way
 
Mikie sucks with technology
 
More details of Tommy's car
 
Anyone pay for online news sites??
 
How has your musical tastes changed over the years?
 
Ozzy's induction into R&R HOF?
 
Drummers, Drumeo, song writing, changing time mid-song
 
Selfie with a shark?
 
Michigan man tries to out-Florida the Florida man
 
Aly's car up for grabs???
 
Taco Bell used to ridicule competition about fries
 
McD's has no cashiers inside???
 
Sean's out of gas for the night...
 
SNL 50th Anniversary
 
CONTACT INFO:
 
Phone: 936-397-8661
 
Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com
 
Discord: taco_johnny
 
Twatter: @tacojohnnypod
 
Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast
 
Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast
 
SoundCloud: Taco Johnny
 
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
 
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #66 - 3 Headed Monster (Coming in Hot!!)

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED:  POLITICAL CONTENT INCLUDED
Sean's bi-weekly update
Porche losing money on subscriptions
Missed seeing Shiela Marshall... AGAIN!
The subtleties of making a good margarita
Mikie's busy work schedule
Prepping for pier
Sean's stout beer sampling
Leslie has offer for teaching
Leslie gets upgrade from iPhone 8 Plus
Retired parents
Mikie doesn't know his gender
Trying to notate the current events...
WTF: Musk coup d'etat
Meth lab raid close to Mikie's work, again
OONTHO - Waffle House, 0.50 increase and missing eggs
Sean's customer finds flaws in new motors
Study reveals women are psychopaths
Mikie's ankles are torn up.  Need surgery
Mikie knows no illegals
How are they finding "illegals"?
CONTACT INFO:
Phone: 936-397-8661
Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com
Discord: taco_johnny
Twatter: @tacojohnnypod
Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast
Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast
SoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)
Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #65 - Rainchecks and substitutions

Leslie post-grad thoughts
Winter storm Enzo highlights
Leslie's sorted history of bad driving and accidents
Mikie's wife is a slow driver
Loss of power AFTER storm
Winter storm continued
Extended time off for the kid
Mikie's planned MRI
JJ having to work to get to work!
S-I-L update
Quick Sean update
Leslie calling Sean out on being a picky eater
Jacob proposed and she said YES!!
What was Mikie's best proposal?
Possible cutting point
from 2019 - Mikie's denominator of divorces
Commercial drivers wihtout a license
Land Man - season finale
Silo season finale
California wildfires
Texas staring down a looming water shortage
Leslie's driving is SO bad
AI generated child porn
Tik-Tok flip flop
Auto insurance rates are crazy
Leslie got pulled over in front of home
Mikie's love of HR (continued from older episode)
Mikie's thoughts on the scope of HR
Caskets at Costco
Frozen penis
Update on Tommy
CONTACT INFO:Phone: 936-397-8661Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.comDiscord: taco_johnnyTwatter: @tacojohnnypodInstagram: Taco_Johnny_PodcastYoutube: @tacojohnnypodcastSoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #64 - You Can't Pick Your Family

Mikie blew the schedule
JJ Updates
JJ in-law saga continues
Kemah bar hopping
$20 certificate for $15k Master's degree
Mouse infestation @ Mikie's job
Tommy entertaining Navy
Erin GofundMe for pier
Sean updates
Shows we're watching
SPOILER - Last of Us S2
Armie Hammer cast in Dark Knight?
Mexico building $7.5B rail system
Nippon Steel blocked from purchase of US Steel
HPD write the Bad Boys II script?  Rats eating drugs
"One whiff and you're stiff"
"The Work Number" 
Testing: ad screens on public faucets
Times Square - wall to wall advertising
Toll road traffic enforcement
Girls Gone Wild - Netflix docu-series.  Predecessor to OnlyFans
Crash position in airplane.  Does it work?
Active shooter policy at Mikie's work?
Active shooter training @ JJ's work.  2 candidates...
Walmart testing body cams on employees
State inspections ending in majority of Texas
CONTACT INFO:Phone: 936-397-8661Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.comDiscord: taco_johnnyTwatter: @tacojohnnypodInstagram: Taco_Johnny_PodcastYoutube: @tacojohnnypodcastSoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #63 - Want to French kiss a shotgun

JJ's in-laws are drama factory
Pathfinder sessions - Mikie wants to join
side story - bicycle rider get bit
Sean pouring one out for JJ
Mikie's Christmas update
JJ Christmas update
Sean's Christmas update
Is Sean into those "nerdy" games?
PSA: JIB cheap taco loophole
Work Christmas party
JJ's wife has finally officially finished her Masters program
Mikie is going to be a grandpa!!!
Baby welcome home parties can go horribly awry
Most marital arguments are over stupid shit.  Let it go.
More grandbaby details
Mikei doesn't want an ex-wife reunion
JJ found media from Mikie's previous marriage
Close knit friends and July 4th - NYE parties
Teenage boys too shy?
Sean's mom makes badass beans
Mikie's wife tries to destroy 3D printer...
Do you actually enjoy the holiday season?
Mikie's 2nd chance at raising kids
Jacob on his city council
Why all the warehouses and distribution centers?
Shady dealings at Sean's work
Mikie's HR story
Less issues with European HR when women were out protesting
and now, the disclaimer...
This is why we don't get along with people well
Boys, donkey and rabies.  Not what you would expect...
Spain: the trains don't fit!
India: YesMadam solves the stressed employee problem
Petty condo tenant
HOA
Luigi Mangioni - CEO assassin
Mikie states Trump is mentally unstable
Mikie's pending trip to Ohio
Restored French castle Thiel, might be Mikie's future trip
Research suggests working irregular hours is bad
CONTACT INFO:Phone: 936-397-8661Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.comDiscord: taco_johnnyTwatter: @tacojohnnypodInstagram: Taco_Johnny_PodcastYoutube: @tacojohnnypodcastSoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #62 - What is HR???

Birthdays
Driver's license quandary
JJ has 1st encounter with neuropathy
Mikie has neuropathy too...
Sean's back went full retard
Mikie is becoming bionic man
Mikie now has to figure out a smart watch...
Bella tries Fuddruckers burger 1st time
JJ's son getting all growed up.  Adulting!
Thanksgiving plans
Mikie's bday plans
Leslie almost finished with MSN
Kids downstairs unearthed a relic.  Wii!!!!
Teri's crafting mayhem
Mikie's home A/C went out
Thanksgiving plans
Whiskey to margs
Sean butt-hurt about no visitors
Some-timers, most-timers, all-timers, what-timers
JJ's bucket list beer
JJ broadening Sean's beer palette
Election week!
Boston Dynamics AI robots owned by Hyundai??
Audi E-tron starts itself and drives into neighbor's house
Dell cut US tech support to usher in AI assistance
JJ pulled a stupid at work: reply all email
Man shoots down drone and gets arrested
You can't just shoot down quadcopters (drones), folks...
Helicopter collides with radio tower
Onion or Not the Onion: Crocs banned in some school districts
What is the real purpose of HR?
Being in the era of remote work employment as a norm
Sean on merit reviews at work
CONTACT INFO:Phone: 936-397-8661Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.comDiscord: taco_johnnyTwatter: @tacojohnnypodInstagram: Taco_Johnny_PodcastYoutube: @tacojohnnypodcastSoundCloud: Taco Johnny
Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)